What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 00:36

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.